Your Horoscope for March

By Eliana Lindenberg

Planets are moving, a New Moon is coming, and drama abounds. What do the stars have planned for you this week?⭐🌠🌟


Pisces: February 19- March 20 ♓ 🐟

Pisces, you’re in for a bit of a rough week. The planets have been shifting in a way that really doesn’t suit you, and it’s going to leave you feeling stressed out. Take a breath, drink some water, and belly flop into bed.


Aries: March 21- April 19 🐏

Hey there, Ram! We’re on the cusp of Aries season, so you know what that means – ignore how grumpy and grouchy your crew probably is. Spend the week strutting your stuff like you own the world because you do. As the fiery leader of the zodiac, let all those around you feel the confident vibes you have to share. It’s good for you, and your cranky friends.


Taurus: April 20- May 20 ♉ 🐂

Poor Bull baby, you’re in for a tough week. Your planetary ruler, Venus, is going to be getting into the ring with Saturn this week. For you, that means communication is going to be hella difficult. Better spend the week wrapped up in blankets and avoiding your phone. You can answer texts next week.


Gemini: May 21- June 20 ♊ 👯

Gemini, it’s a tough week for nearly everyone. Sorry, you aren’t an exception. You are the most vibrant of all the zodiac signs, but this week your energy is waning. Until the new moon comes, take a load off and grab some hot cocoa and pajamas. You’ll feel like yourself again soon.


Cancer: June 21- July 22 ♋ 🦀

Cancer, while everyone is having problems communicating, you’re pushing ahead! An exciting professional opportunity will give you a leg up on your promising janitorial career. I hope you’ve got your claws on a Swiffer because you’re going to be mopping the floor with the competition this week!


Leo: July 23- August 22 ♌ 🦁

Dearest drama queen of the zodiac, this is the week for you to be your absolute best self. Amidst all the doom and gloom that everyone is feeling, you should be taking advice from your own book. Literally. I mean wear sparkles and lights on your clothes. Go all out, be amazing.


Virgo: August 23- September 22 ♍ 👧

Lovely Virgo, Saturn’s square off with Mercury this week does not spell out good news for you. Communication is going to be a mess, so just opt to throw your phone down a well until the whole thing blows over.


Libra: September 23- October 22 ♎ ⚖️

Reset time for you, Libra. A new moon in Pisces is on the horizon, which means you’re due for a reset. Whether that means a night of careless karaoke with friends or playing video games by yourself, you’ll be all the better for it. Hit refresh until your page reloads, it’s for the best.


Scorpio: October 23- November 21 ♏ 🦂

Scorpio sweetie, you’re in luck this week! The Sun meets up with Jupiter, making you feel beyond fab. Have a crush? Ask them out this week. Even a “no” couldn’t bring down your mood – you’re a shining star!


Sagittarius: November 22- December 21 ♐ 🏹

Hey there, Archer! Is your bow ready? This is going to be a good week for you, as the Sun meets up with your planetary ruler, Jupiter. Expect to be super intuitive in your personal relationships. You’ll be able to tell if your bestie is avoiding telling you that they’re Spiderman or if your roommate needs help but doesn’t know how to ask.


Capricorn: December 22- January 19 ♑ 🐐

Stunning Sea Goat, you’re feeling pretty normal this week, especially considering how grumpy everyone else is feeling. Keep your head on straight and don’t cause an explosion. Your friends will be normal next week.


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